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wartortles: lonewolfheart: wartortles: im like horny for 30 hours a day **correction. 69 hours a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:48:51 -0400

lonewolfheart:

wartortles:

im like horny for 30 hours a day

**correction. 69 hours a day**

thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day

No, but there are 30, right?

chanelthesailor: * slides calculator to you with my number typed in * *texts you reminding you...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:47:01 -0400

chanelthesailor:

* slides calculator to you with my number typed in *

*texts you reminding you that you’re friendzoned*

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Sat, 19 Jan 2013 10:12:55 -0500

pizzaforpresident: i listened to lil b for the first time and… what i am confused by the amount of...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 10:02:20 -0500

pizzaforpresident:

i listened to lil b for the first time and… what

i am confused by the amount of support he gets because i can never tell if people like genuinely like him or if its an ironic inside joke that i’m not a part of

underplay: I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale omfg

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 09:59:58 -0500

underplay:

I’m so excited for Valentines Day

all the chocolate is gonna be on sale omfg

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Sat, 19 Jan 2013 09:59:39 -0500

just press play, you will not regretthis is seriously my...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 09:58:28 -0500

just press play, you will not regretthis is seriously my favorite post on tumblr

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Sat, 19 Jan 2013 09:57:02 -0500

whoatakeiteasyman: that one kid in class who thinks their funny and feels the need to comment on...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 09:48:36 -0500

whoatakeiteasyman:

that one kid in class who thinks their funny and feels the need to comment on everything

Like this?
They’re*

askmixipony: horrificbastardisation: i’ll let you draw your...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:46:37 -0500

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

No, his mom did.

sexnoise: LMAO

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:45:31 -0500

sexnoise:

LMAO

3-2-1queer: so earlier my grandpa called into my bedroom “Molly I discovered the perfect way to...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:42:50 -0500

3-2-1queer:

so earlier my grandpa called into my bedroom “Molly I discovered the perfect way to toss a salad!!!” He walked into my room and

Eighty years of growing wisdom was all leading up to this

When a random person tells me they're rolling

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:39:40 -0500

raverprobz:

foreveralone-lyguy: Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:38:54 -0500

foreveralone-lyguy:

Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay

princekilljoy: the-animation-alchemist: white people are not the bad guys Christian people are not...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:37:12 -0500

princekilljoy:

the-animation-alchemist:

white people are not the bad guys

Christian people are not the bad guys

Republicans are not the bad guys

straight people are not the bad guys

cisgender people are not the bad guys

rich people are not the bad guys

men are not the bad guys

racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys

dear social justice bloggers

Dear feminists.

thisistheverge: After Death Star and deportation petitions,...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:19:04 -0500

thisistheverge:

After Death Star and deportation petitions, White House raises signature threshold to 100,000

The White House’s We the People tool, which mandates an official response to any online petition garnering a certain number of signatures, now has a much higher barrier to entry. While the government previously had to respond to any petition with over 25,000 signatures, that number has just been raised to 100,000 — quadruple the number of required participants.

Win.

thisistheverge: For Amusement Only: the life and death of the...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:18:12 -0500

thisistheverge:

For Amusement Only: the life and death of the American arcade

Laura June explores the long and storied history behind the rise and fall of the arcade.

This is a place for kids to be with other kids, teens to be with other teens, and early-stage adults to serve as the ambassador badasses in residence for the younger generation. It’s noisy, with all the kids yelling and the video games on permanent demo mode, beckoning you to waste just one more quarter. In earlier days (though well into the ‘90s), it’s sometimes smoky inside, and the cabinets bear the scars of many a forgotten cig left hanging off the edge while its owner tries one last time for a high score, inevitably ending in his or her death. The defining feature of a “real” arcade, however, is that there aren’t really any left.

I miss arcades.

rollin-in-my-own-reality: The answer is, you can’t hurt me...

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:18:08 -0500

rollin-in-my-own-reality:

The answer is, you can’t hurt me anymore, no one can.

I wish I could say the same but I can’t. Everything hurts.

"Can’t sleep, just wanna stare at everything i’ve been given after such a struggle, this place saved..."

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:15:40 -0500

“Can’t sleep, just wanna stare at everything i’ve been given after such a struggle, this place saved my life, and now i’m saying goodbye.”

- (via rollin-in-my-own-reality)
If this place saved you why are you leaving…

She told me she loved me still. I died inside. She said she will miss me as she turned around and I...

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 12:04:51 -0500

She told me she loved me still. I died inside. She said she will miss me as she turned around and I cried.